Made in China - Mongolian VD - funny joke

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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuousand does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes onemorning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor,never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells theman to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,“I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare andalmost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me ashot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We'regoing to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a secondopinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, ifyou want but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuringthat he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah,yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already knowthat, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “StupidAmerican docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No needamputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off byitself...!”